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Robert Wood Lynn | Poetry

For the amount of time horses spend in introspection  
you’d think they’d make better art. Not that I haven’t  
seen a few uncannily abstract expressionist hoofprints   
or some like the letter C printed on top of itself offset  
enough to suggest one of them is the other’s shadow—  
though in this black ink who’s to tell which from which?  

CCCCCCCCC

CCCCCCCCCC

It looked like                                . You’d think for all this time  
horses spend in introspection they’d be better writers  
or writers at all but it turns out the one horse they taught  
to do math would just count upwards until he felt you 
feel him arrive at the right answer. Somewhere, he’s still 
at it, our softest scientist, counting upwards, tallying  
the monkeys needed to type the entirety of Hamlet.  
You’d think I’d know better but I fell in love once  
with an art historian insurance appraiser who taught me  
the third best way to make a painting worth something  
is to put a horse in it—that’s if you can’t manage a ship  
or a dog. I thought then of this poem, which has all three,  
shining so expensive together in the previous sentence  
though no one had yet bothered to write it. I had a horse  
that tried, I think you know already how that turned out.